​​Baby-Kisser
 
Baby-kissing Catholic Pope
Not some stodgy misanthrope
Kissing babies uncontrolled
(Hope he doesn't have a cold)
 
Doesn't matter if they're cryin'
When it comes to purifyin'
Baby-Kisser likes them little
Blesses them with holy spittle
 
Kiss The Statue on the knee
That is not idolatry
 It's just Francis having fun
(OMG was that the tongue?!?)
 
Baby-Kisser looks so cute
In his baby kissing suit
Little beanie on his head
Yellow teeth like Mr. Ed

Make a saint... maybe three
Holy Father Buggery
That should stop the abuse
Onward with the photo shoot