I’m a medium
 
I can talk to the dead
there's one named Fred
he got shot with a bullet in the head
I can bend a spoon
like a crescent moon
I was born in the month of June
I can hypnotize
look in my eyes
my last life was Jesus Christ
I can find the missin'
if I listen
I can hear the spirits when they're pissin'
'cause I'm a medium medium
I'm a medium medium
I want to be a large
like a Lincoln or a Dodge
but I'm a medium
 
I can fly a UFO
I can walk on H2O
I believe in destiny
I think therefore I'm meant to be
I can heal with a feel
I can squeegee with a ouiga
I can astral with a gastral.
I can channel Mickey Mantel
I can tantra with a mantra when I yoga in my toga
I can levitate like a DC-8
'cause I'm a medium medium
I'm a medium medium
I want to be well-done
like a burger on a bun... (tofu burger)
but I'm a medium