She was a ho
 
Check this out, Indiraji
It’s my 10-Point Plan for theocracy
It’s simple and pure, and it all makes sense
But you’ll screw it up ‘cause hos are dense
 
Yo, she was a ho
Prabhupada said so
 
Get out of here you crazy old man
Take your little notebook and your 10-Point Plan
Take your funny hat and your snuffbox too
I think I’ve had just about enough of you
 
Yo, she was a ho (and her son was a mofo)
Prabhupada said so