We don't criticize Lord Gaytanya

 
We don’t criticize Lord Gaytanya
Just because he wears lipstick and rouge
A little Maybelline is good for preachin’
And the black eyeliner helps His image too
 
We don’t criticize Lord Gaytanya
Just because He suckles from His breast
It’s not like He was born from Brahma’s anus
He’s a cross-dresser and not a homosex

We don’t criticize Lord Gaytanya
He pirouettes just like Baryshnikov
He may be in the closet that’s His business
‘Cause God’s allowed to be a little off

 
                         Mahasana dasa ACBSP
 
203. Assuming the form of a mother, Lord Caitanya very affectionately offered them His breast to drink.
204. Now Lord Caitanya became the mother of the universe. He became Goddess Laksmi, Goddess Parvati, Goddess Daya, and Goddess Narayani.
205. In this way Lord Caitanya proved the truth of His own statement in Bhagavad-gita: I am the father and the grandfather. I am the support and the mother."
206. In Bhagavad-gitä (9.17) He said:
       pitäham asya jagato
       mätä dhätä pitämahah
       I am the father of this universe, the mother, the support, and the grandsire."
207. Each Vaisnava joyfully drank milk from Lord Caitanya's breast. For millions and millions of births they are most fortunate.
208. As they drank milk from Lord Caitanya's breast, their feelings of separation fled far away. They became intoxicated with the nectar of ecstatic love.
( Sri Caitanya-bhagavata 2.18.203-208, p. 175)
One day Lord Gauranga, entering the mood of a gopi, dressed up as a gopi. He wore a bodice, sari, golden anklebells and conchshell bangles. His eyes swam in rasa. His waist was very attractive and slim as a fist. The unparalleled beauty of the Lord's gopi dress enchanted the three worlds.
( Sri Caitanya mangala ).
Letter to: Lalitananda
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Hawaii
26 May, 1975
75-05-26

My Dear Lalitananda dasa,
Please accept my blessings. I am in due receipt of your letter dated May 13rd, 1975 and have noted the contents. I am very sorry that you have taken to homosex. It will not help you advance in your attempt for spiritual life. In fact, it will only hamper your advancement. I do not know why you have taken to such abominable activities. What can I say? Anyway, try to render whatever service you can to Krishna. Even though you are in a very degraded condition Krishna, being pleased with your service attitude, can pick you up from your fallen state. You should stop this homosex immediately. It is illicit sex, otherwise, your chances of advancing in spiritual life are nil. Show Krishna you are serious, if you are.
I hope this meets you in good health.
Your ever well-wisher,
A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami