Why Did God Create The Fart?
 
the sun was made to shine above
a world that needs a little love
the world was made to spin around
and spread the sunshine on the ground
the ground was made so there would be
a place to get back on our feet
and we were made to have some fun
when we get all the dishes done
but this I wonder with my heart
why did God create the fart?
 
the fart can blow away a friend
its manners and its speech offend
it follows you around the bend
it catches up with you and then
it smells so bad you can't pretend
it didn't come from your rear end
and if you try to do a sneak
it comes out loud and makes a squeak
and so I wonder with my heart
why did God create the fart?
 
tyrannosaurus rex they say
ate everything that crossed its way
it's fortunate for us I think
tyrannosaurus went extinct
for if it ever cut one loose
the odor would be nose abuse
the buildings would shake to and fro
if thunder lizard let one go
and so I wonder with my heart
why did God create the fart?
 
the fart just doesn't seem to care
you find the fart most anywhere
you find 'em in the public square
you find 'em in your easy chair
I went to church to say a prayer
got on my knees and found one there
and though the fart is so widespread
it isn’t cool to fart in bed
and thus I wonder with my heart
why did God create the fart?